county sheriff said, this is an actual quote, lindsay was a model inmate. she was in there for 11 hours. i mean what do they expect her to do, shank a hooker? i mean -- supposedly lindsay is reporting to rehab voluntarily in the next few days. in the meantime, they're having a plumber come in to caulk her nose shut just in case. last night was the season premiere of "the amazing race." do you watch this show? this is a reality show. one of the teams this year is made up of two of the hosts from the home shopping network. i don't know who they are. the teams travel to england. one of the first challenges was use an enormous medieval-style sling shot to hit a suit of armor with a watermelon. just like they did in medieval times. unfortunate unfortunately, claire had some trouble with her melon. >> you got this, sister. you are super, super close. right in the kisser. show that knight who's boss. >> jimmy: now that's -- actually a good way to get vitamin c into your brain. believe it or not, she was okay. still pulling seeds out of her nose but -- okay. matter